I am quoting this, here it goes . . . .
"A man was lying in the sun pondering God.
He looked into the sky and said, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God replied " A million dollars is like a penny to me."
The man then said, "And God, how long is a million years to you?"
God replied, "A million years is like one minute to me."
"God, " the man asked, "Can I have a penny?"
And God answered, "In one minute."
